Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Ooops sorry, what I should have said is........
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender
neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others,
or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all... and a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset
of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped
make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other
country or is the only "America" in the Western hemisphere), and without regard to the
race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of the
This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year,
or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first."Holiday" is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual
Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized
or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).
DISCLAIMER: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all.
This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for the wishee, him/herself or others, or responsibility for the consequences
which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same.
This greeting is void where prohibited by law.
Not valid in KY, CA, or District of Columbia